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Ten rape prevention tips:

1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.

2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.

3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.

4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.

5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.

6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.

7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.

9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.

10. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.

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- Leigh Hofheimer  (via thewastedgeneration)

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orangepekohe:

from today’s anti-fashion photo shoot
- yes i’m wearing socks with facts about koalas on them. no they are not for sale

hornersimpson:

People with cute noses are lucky

(Source: daytimeblogger, via prettygirlsmakemehatemyselfuck)

picture-sex:

James Franco 
socialised:

kp chilling with a camel x x

discoballdad:

If there was a job that would pay me to make to-do lists then completely ignore them, I would be making so much bank right now.

brokenwingsflyingaway:

brokenwingsflyingaway:

brokenwingsflyingaway:

can i tell my math teacher i’m atheist and can’t solve exponential functions due to the fact that i don’t believe in higher powers or

this is probably the funniest thing i’ve ever said or will ever say

this is my time to shine

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